Yo, AJ:
I ran into this guy I know at a club the other night. I haven’t seen him since high school (not that it was all that long ago). But it’s been about 4 years or so. Anyway, right at the end of my senior year (he was a grade below me), I kind of started to form a little crush on him. But then I left school, we lost touch, and it never really developed into anything. I’m not even sure if he was feeling the same way. Anyway, I ran into him at the club. He seemed excited to see me. I was certainly excited to see him. Because the music was so loud, there wasn’t much chance for conversation. Since then, we’ve added each other on Facebook, but we’ve only messaged a couple of times. He doesn’t seem as excited to be talking to me as he did the other night. Anyway, I’d like to make some sort of a move but I’m not sure that I should or even what kind of a “move” it would be. Any advice?
Seymour… is not really my name…
Ay, Not Seymour:
Grab his junk.
Or, just ask him on a date. Worst case scenario: He politely declines and you both move on with your lives. Best case scenario, assuming you’re both really slutty: Wild monkey sex. If you didn’t want to dive right in with a date invitation, I’d understand. You could be worried that it might damage the friendship. You know, because the two of you have gotten really close over the last 4 years. More likely you’re just too chickenshit to go for it. Side note. Isn’t chickenshit a great expression? It implies that you’re so cowardly, being called a chicken isn’t enough. You are what a chicken defecates. You could just ask him if he wants to hang out. Spend some time with him. Trick him into falling in love with you with your witchcraft. Really, if nothing else, you should at least hang out with this guy. You never know what will happen; he might be just as chickenshitty as you are and he too is wondering if he should make a move or not.
I ran into this guy I know at a club the other night. I haven’t seen him since high school (not that it was all that long ago). But it’s been about 4 years or so. Anyway, right at the end of my senior year (he was a grade below me), I kind of started to form a little crush on him. But then I left school, we lost touch, and it never really developed into anything. I’m not even sure if he was feeling the same way. Anyway, I ran into him at the club. He seemed excited to see me. I was certainly excited to see him. Because the music was so loud, there wasn’t much chance for conversation. Since then, we’ve added each other on Facebook, but we’ve only messaged a couple of times. He doesn’t seem as excited to be talking to me as he did the other night. Anyway, I’d like to make some sort of a move but I’m not sure that I should or even what kind of a “move” it would be. Any advice?
Seymour… is not really my name…
Ay, Not Seymour:
Grab his junk.
Or, just ask him on a date. Worst case scenario: He politely declines and you both move on with your lives. Best case scenario, assuming you’re both really slutty: Wild monkey sex. If you didn’t want to dive right in with a date invitation, I’d understand. You could be worried that it might damage the friendship. You know, because the two of you have gotten really close over the last 4 years. More likely you’re just too chickenshit to go for it. Side note. Isn’t chickenshit a great expression? It implies that you’re so cowardly, being called a chicken isn’t enough. You are what a chicken defecates. You could just ask him if he wants to hang out. Spend some time with him. Trick him into falling in love with you with your witchcraft. Really, if nothing else, you should at least hang out with this guy. You never know what will happen; he might be just as chickenshitty as you are and he too is wondering if he should make a move or not.
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