"John" and "Susan" slept together.

Yo, AJ:

     I know these three people in a love triangle situation. “Like” triangle? Anyway, “John” and “Mary” are dating. And “Susan” and “John” had a thing several months ago, before “John” and “Mary” started dating. However, for the past few weeks, “Susan” and “John” have been flirting back and forth. I told “Susan” it’s a bad idea, but some bitches just don’t listen. The whole time, “Susan” has been trying to get “John” to break up with “Mary”. And, although “John” has wanted to break up with “Mary”, he is much too chicken to do so. Finally, about a week ago “John” and “Susan” slept together. Now I’m the only one who knows, other than “John” and “Susan”, of course. I don’t know if I should tell “Mary”. I know too much. So many secrets! Oh God!
                                                                           
                                                                           To Tell Or Not To Tell, That Is The Question.


Ay, TTONTTTITQ:

     Just kill them all… Is what I would say if homicide wasn’t illegal. However, it is illegal. So don’t do that. It’s unfortunate that “Susan” is a dumb ho that doesn‘t know how to listen to good advice. Depending on how long you’ve known “Mary”, and how close the two of you are, I’m not sure that it would be your place to tell her. If you wouldn’t call her your best friend, I don’t think you should be the one to tell her. It’s not your fault “John” is a scared-ass little bitch that can’t own up to his feelings. Perhaps he just needs some motivation. Next time the two of you hang out, offer to buy him a drink. He’ll accept your offer because in this scenario he’s an alchie. Once he’s finished his drink tell him you’ve poisoned it and that he only has 24 hours to confess his true feelings and say goodbye to his loved ones. (Actually poisoning the drink is up to you.) But really, you shouldn’t have to get involved with drama that isn’t your own.